#lore olympus incorrect quotes

[incorrect-lore-olympus-quotes]

He remembered.

[lore-olympus-saga]

Persephone: Hades, say sorry to Loki.

Hades: ... My apologies Loki.

Persephone: And now, Loki, say sorry to Hades.

Loki: ...

Loki: Unfuck you I guess. 

[mytholympus]

*Hera finding out about Dionysus*

Hera: YOU’RE ZEUS’S SON?… THAT UNFAITHFUL,DOUBLE-CROSSING, TWO-TIMING ASS OF A HUSBAND! I am going to kil-

Dionysus: WAIT! But I’m the god of wine!

Hera: -keep you safe… I’m going to keep you safe is what I was about to say!

Dionysus:

Hera: …Do you have a wine list?

[bluejay-the-geek]

Sandwich

Bruce: Do you think... That I have the capacity to be a father? 12-year-old Jason: I mean, you bought me this sandwich Jason: That seems pretty paternal Jason: I think Bruce: That is true, I did bring you a sandwich

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Persephone: Tell Hermes about the birds and the bees.

Hades: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April, watching Leo & Raph argue: Not my monkeys, not my circus. Leo: Wait- Yes we are! April: *already gone*

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Lo redraw with my Demeter design

[fabuloustrash05]

[After Beerus hit Bulma]

Vegeta: I’ll kill him!!

Bulma: You can’t kill a god!

Vegeta: You’re right. For you, I could do something much worse.

[amphitriteswife]

✨Lore Olympus art fails✨

What happend to brodie’s hair😭 girl aint got no hairline at all. It starting on her head atp. Also why her head looking like a minecraft block 💀 and why is it like 10x bigger than her body

Uhh ma’am why is Hades a dog😭??? Bro got his own fursona. BRO IS CERBERUS LIKE SAVE MY DAWG FROM HIS FURSONA. Bro joined the furry fandom 😟

What the fuck is this 😭 bro’s hand bigger than his head and neck combined HIS NOSE LOOKS LIKE GRU’S HELP

Uhh miss where is your hairline? 😭 also why do her eyes look upside down??? Yo her neck real strong if you can carry the weight if such a big head yall. SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHIPMUNK 💀 this aint cute at all

Uhh ma’am you is missing eyes brows. Forever 19 and still having a receding hairline?? Girly be pulling up w the bug eyes 🐛 also why are her arms so long compared to her body??

‘ Lo is a modern retelling’ THEN WHY IS PERSEPHONE SEXUALIZED SINCE THE FORST EPISODE??? And why is she supposed to look pathetic??? 😭😭 also she aint chubby or plus sized💀 as you can see she is just so curvy her spine has the golden radio arch

Girl that dress is almost falling off her 💀 and the left side of her head is going bald😭 HER EYEBROWS TOOK OVER HER FOREHEAD

GOOD LORD WHO’S IDEA WAS THIS . Also her eyes aint looking in the same direction. And her boobs look glued on.

Not Hera having the hades built😭 HER BODY IS LIKE MASSIVE COMPARED TO HER HEAD. THE SHOULDERS BRO

🌸Tags🌸: @miss-seanymph-pani @viostar2095 @vilereign @nicasdreamer @monstertreden @tinyy-tea-cup

[incorrect-au-master]

Steamy work.

Hephaestus: *working at his forge, shirtless*

Hephaestus: *his sweaty body is actually pretty fit due to his role as a blacksmith*

Hephaestus: *strikes the red hot metal with precission in the right spots to shape it*

Hephaestus: *then starts working on the details, the small delicate parts, crafting the decorations using his prostetic arm*

Hephaestus: *then cools down the piece and removes her work glasses* ufff, all done!

Hephaestus: *turns around* BTW, 'Dite. Are you sure you want to stay at the forge? I know its pretty hot in here...

Aphrodite: *watching him work, wearing sunglasses and enjoying a cool drink* that's the way i like it~

Hephaestus: ???

[incorrect-lore-olympus-quotes]

Hades: [Trying to cuddle Persephone but keeps getting ignored]

Hades: This is supposed to be a cuddle, not a struggle snuggle! LET IT HAPPEN!

Persephone [blushing]: I AM TRYING TO WORK!

Hades [climbing onto Persephone's desk] : I DONT CARE!

[lore-olympus-saga]

Loki and Demeter (LO Headcannons) #1

“I can explain.”

“Can you?”

“If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie”

I was looking up incorrect quotes and this would be Demeter and Loki’s relationship in a nutshell since they have many things in common but their personnality are extreme opposites.

It would be so interesting to have these two talk together, especially since Loki really lived what Demeter fears the most: the harm of their own children.

But even with this, it’s not in Loki’s nature to overprotect on the contrary. Go out there, stir some shit up, that’s the only way you’ll learn. He would rather go and murder whoever harm his kids (unless he’s stuck like with his loyalties to Asgard) than shelter them. As a God of the vikings this isn’t really surprising.

Demeter wouldn’t understand how he could claim loving his children let letting them face such terrible fates and Loki don’t see how building walls around Persephone is going to help her in front of real danger.

But deep down, I know these two would respect and understand each other more than their peers. After all, they’re both mothers.

[glassypze]

Hera:ZEUS CHEATED ON ME AGAIN!:((((

Persephone: oh no that’s so sad…Alexa play despacito

[blue-drink]

How to make a fanfic/retelling about Persephone's kidnapping without bashing any gods: a guide/an idea

Too Long, Didn't Read: Give Persephone a gun.

Step 1: Gods can sometimes see the future. Zeus sees that centuries later, two demigods kidnap Persephone, which would end up in humanity being destroyed and having to make it all over again.

(Who destroys humanity? Several divinities, principally Demeter and Persephone)

Step 2: 'That's too much work', they have to avoid that future without enacting their knowledge of it too much.

They look deeper at why those two specifically would do that

>Something about promising each other to get their brides

They could make it so they choose someone else, but that would be tampering with fate a little too much

The next best option is for her to already be married

>🔴They could kidnap her any way.

>🔴Demeter probably wouldn't agree.

>🔴The husband could be dangerous to her.

>🟢It would be harder for them to kidnap her from a god's home than from the mortal realm (I'm not sure if it's mythologically correct, but I'm going with this).

>🟢The husband could protect her.

Conclusion: The best option is for her to learn to defend herself, both from those two humans and from that potential husband (in case he's dangerous).

Step 3: Zeus goes to talk with her; and explains that something is going to happen in the next couple centuries (does not say exactly what), that they'll probably have to marry her off to someone to protect her, BUT they're going to teach her self-defense first, so she can also defend herself.

(They do not tell Demeter because she would never agree [to the marriage])

The training includes plants she can grow, knifes and swords (this is back in Ancient Greece, they do gift her a shotgun once it's invented).

At first, she isn't very convinced; but, later, she's more sure of herself because she's cute but lethal.

Step 4: Time skip (maybe 40 or 50 years, the exact amount isn't important). Hades meets Persephone a few times and starts having a bit of a crush. He jokingly asks Zeus if he can marry her.

The king thinks about it:

The underworld is very difficult to get in, even harder to get out.

He looks unsure about it. Even if he's starting to develop feelings, it's unlikely he would try to do anything to her. + She could absolutely kick his ass with the element of surprise (again, cute but lethal).

Even if he ends up not being in love with her, he still would have a duty to protect a guest in his home (because of xenia).

So they are like 'sure', and Hades is so caught off guard because he thought he had made it obvious it was a joke.

He has 'her hand in marriage' given by her father; so, even if he wanted to imminently cancel, he couldn't really.

Zeus quickly sends a cloud to Persephone, a secret message that only they would know the meaning of. Something among the lines of 'husband on the way'.

Step 5: Like in the myth, Hades kidnaps Persephone. She expected something less sudden.

She knew he was probably the husband she was to marry; so, instead of fighting, she acted like it was expected of her: Scared.

After that, Hades didn't exactly know what to do with her. So he just gets her a room and leaves her alone.

(Again, he does have a crush on her, but this is too fast)

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From here, the story could develop into a slow burn if them actually falling in love. But not ever forgetting that she can defend herself if he tries anything.

Could have a moment where Hades says something poorly worded, and she imminently threatens him with a sword he didn't even know she had.

Also, he just assumes Demeter is who taught her how to fight; while she assumes Hades did that.

So, imagine they are at Olympus for a meeting or something: one of them mentions Persephone's sword-fighting, the other remarks something like 'of course you mention that, you taught her' and the first responds 'what? I did not' and they start fighting about it.

Then someone else, maybe Ares, asks Persephone who taught her, and she just points to Zeus that is just like:

[theleftchickennugget]

Persephone: An apple a day keeps Apollo away :)

Hades: And a pomegranate a day will keep your mother away

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: I'll come with you.

Leo: No.

Mikey: Yes.

Leo, sarcastically: Goodness, that is a very convincing argument.